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Want to keep some gear handy in the event of an unannounced visit by extraterrestrial beings or make sure you have the right equipment to deal with that shiny silver disk that’s now taken residence along that road nobody ever drives on? Keep your “Green Gear” in check with our handy UFO Response Kit bag. Constructed of a very visible neon green pack cloth, this bag will let everyone know you are well equipped to safely deal with those little green men from Mars. The handy UFO Response Kit bag will hold the following recommended items: 1 roll of tin foil, 1 RB Department Asshole vest (RB-09-RO-TT-DEPT.ASSHOLE), 1 RB Liaison Vest (RB-09-RO-TT-LIAISON), 1 large jar of Vaseline, 1 roll of silver duct tape, 1 six-pack of your favorite brand of Liquid Courage, 1 radiation dosimeter, 1 International Field Guide, 2 lime green glow sticks, 2 Tyvek coveralls, and maybe just enough room left over for a camera with a dead battery or cellphone that will likely be out of range and too low on battery life to let the camera run. Recommended items not included.